IMOGEN FLOYD.
The Cardiff Bae.
INFORMATION
BASICS
Real Name: Imogen Floyd
Nicknames: The Cardiff Bae
Nationality: Welsh
Date Of Birth: 1st March 1994
Sexuality: Bisexual
Pronouns: She/Her
Alignment: Tweener
Height: 5'6
Weight: 135Ibs
Wrestling Career Length: 3 Years
Billed From: Cardiff, Wales
Picbase: Amira Blair
Entrance Music:
MISC FACTS
- Imogen’s biggest role so far has been in Mutant Invasion 3: The Revenge, which you can stream exclusively right now on Filmzie or buy on Blu Ray.
- Imogen has never seen a wrestling match before becoming a wrestler. She didn’t “get it”.
- The DUI she got was totally unjust and she’s still speaking to her solicitors about it.
- She isn’t dumb. She has GCSEs and is more famous than you.
PERSONALITY
Deluded Z-list actress from Cardiff who has spent more time in the news for various scandals than she has for her actual films, which no one has seen or cares about.Imogen Floyd is known to be selfish, dismissive and has entirely underestimated just how hard wrestling actually is, but in recent times, her attempts at wrestling and comedic hijinks have slightly endeared her to audiences. Slightly.While her agent cares about good publicity and appealing to the correct demographics, Imogen could not give a flying fuck. She only became an actress for fame- and not even a very good one at that- and this wrestling thing? Same deal.Much happier out partying at four in the morning and getting arrested than she is trying to be a ‘good role model’.
ABRIDGED BIO
Imogen Floyd? You need to ask about her? Surely not. Of course you’ve heard of her! Does Mutant Invasion 3: The Revenge ring any bells? Greener Pastures? It was a mild hit on the independent film scene. Well how about the nurse with the thick Welsh accent in that episode of EastEnders who told Ian Beale visiting hours were over now? A prolific career!No? Well, there’s always the possibility you might have seen her in The Sun. Or The Daily Star. Just a few pages from the back. Maybe a gossip magazine or a trashy news website. Totally fabricated stories about her private life. Her many DUIs and scandals. Her various court appearances and public apologies she was definitely not forced to make.But luckily, she has a great agent with a good eye for publicity. Imogen needs a boost. She needs to surround herself with a good, positive environment. And it just so happens Valkyrie Wrestling and EVP have been making a splash in that regard. A whole new demographic.Imogen has never been a fan of wrestling. But it was either this or I’m A Celebrity. And she’s not going to Australia to eat some fucking bugs. She’ll tell you that for nothing.
IN-RING
FINISHER
"THE STUNNER"
MOVESET
Signatures:
1. Eye Poke
2. Hip Attack (ala Toni Storm)
3. Low Blow (if you’re a man)
4. Back RakeRunning Moves:
1. Clothesline
2. Elbow drop
3. Leg drop
4. Crossbody
5. Basement DropkickStrikes:
1. Forearm Smash
2. Toe Kick
3. Double Axe Handle
4. Polish Hammer
5. Leg lariat (with a bit of a stumble)
WRESTLING STYLE
I’m sorry, what? Style? Pfft. It’s wrestling. How hard could it be?
Wrestles Like: Chelsea Green, Billie Kay, Harley Cameron, Layla.
STRENGTHS
Sly: Imogen Floyd may not be able to run or jump as high as you, she might not know any submissions and by God she’s never even heard of half the suplexes you can throw, but she’s a dirty fighter. Eye pokes, back rakes, if Imogen can do one thing it’s time that really annoying thing you shouldn’t have fallen for at this point in your career just right and get you when you least expect it.Crying On Command: A skill that’s served her well in acting and may serve her well in wrestling too, Imogen can turn on the water-works at a moment’s notice, which can lend itself to quite the petulant performance when needed, be it as diversion or to make you look really bad.Unflappable: Such is Imogen’s complete and utter self-absorbed nature, she truly doesn’t seem daunted by any task she’s presented with in wrestling. You could be the world champion and almost certainly destined to kick ten different types of shit out of her, and she'll still tell everyone she’s fantastic, and pretty, and amazing, and also that you should go and see her new film, which is streaming on etcetera, etcetera.
WEAKNESSES
She's...still not great at this: Imogen has taken a bit more time recently time get good at wrestling at a high level, and it somewhat shows. But she still has a lot to learn. She can try and try, but she's a work in progress, and not on the level of some of the top names in the industry by a long shot.An Appalling Actress: I mean yeah, she can cry on command and she knows the correct places to stand in order to get the best angle of herself on camera but other than that, she’s just terrible and entirely unconvincing.And she's really stupid: There are many reasons her career hasn’t taken off, but this is the biggest. Entirely driven by her own ill-conceived pursuit of fame, Imogen Floyd is always saying or doing something to make herself look bad, and lacking in any shame or self-awareness while at it, and opened her up to much ridicule.
AS SEEN IN:
RELATIONSHIPS
ALLIES
Jessica Carter
Friend, Tag partner
Casey Elliott
Friend, surprisingly.
STARS SHE'S MET (?)
David Tennant
Met him once while an extra on Broadchurch. He doesn’t remember this.
Adam Woodyatt
Shared a scene with him in EastEnders. She had one line. It was cut.
Stanley Tucci
She thinks she saw him in Cardiff Bay once (it wasn’t him, it was this lookalike I found).
Some lad off Corrie
Shagged him once in a toilet cubicle at an award afterparty.
ENEMIES
The Sun
Bastards.
The Daily Star
Cunts.
The Hollyoaks Production Team
Don't know real talent when they fucking see it.
CHAMPIONSHIPS
ACCOMPLISHMENTS
TBA
"Oscar for Best Actress" - Academy Awards (pending inevitable nomination)